Kiddy Humour for All Ages Volume Five By: George Ong

Jondaye: Mum, why has daddy so little hair? He's almost bald now. 
Mother: That's because he thinks a lot. He's a thinker. Jondave: Then why do you have so much hair?

Ah Beng: Does neatness count when you mark our exam papers? 
Teacher: Yes, in some way. 
Ah Beng: Then I should at least get some marks because I didn't write anything on the paper.

A father asked his four children: "Can anyone tell me who has been the most obedient today and did everything that mummy asked?" Together, they shouted, "Daddy!"

During the drive to our holiday resort, the kids kept asking, "Are we there yet Once we arrived, they kept asking, "Can we go home?

Father: In your relationship with your classmates, Peter, you must always learn to give and take. 
Peter: That's what I did, dad. I have just given Bobby a punch on the face and taken all his toys.

Rev. George Ong, an ordained Minister with the Assemblies of God, is an itinerant speaker who preaches in many churches of different denominations, both in Singapore and overseas. He is also a regular speaker at church camps, schools and other organisations. His messages, marked by clarity, passion and a touch of humour, have touched and transformed many lives.
ISBN:9789810541705